Some guy in tech support is working on his personal website. http://totemsoup.com

Re: Funny stuff. If you're not listening to Totemsoup.com, it would have to be because you're too busy listening to Smodcast or Kore..

some guy in tech support is reading this when he should be working...

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Matt your an ass. You smacked your wife around and treated her like shit and then blame everyone else when she wants to leave an abusive relationship. Then, while you guys are separated and in the middle of divorce proceedings, you accuse her of cheating. You sir are a fucking retard.

Re: Yes Matt is a man-whore. Matt Alsup for those who dont know who we are talking about. Matt is fucking Beth!

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i want to punch my parents in the face.

Re: why not go ahead and do it for fun

Re: doo it, i'd love to see you get you ass beat by your old man... all talk, no balls...LOL

i eat a raw cat.

Re: you chinese?

I dont discrimnate i hate everyone

That bastard deserved it!

Re: you pop tart you!!

This one chick is stalking me and I think she slashed my tires

I am not sorry for killing her!!!!!!!

Re: Is this forr real?

I like to break car windows

I fantasize about a woman I can not have

Re: who doesn't... /thread

I'm a woman and I LOVE TO MASTURBATE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! oh, and I LOVE porn! lol

Re: I love to masturbate too! I also love good porn!

Re: what's your number... ???

I am miserable, sad and lonely...and have no reason for it.

I love titties!

Re: true dat

I work for the government and what they do not tell you is that aliens DO exist. We just hide the ones we have discovered. I mean, think about it. Imagine the pandemonium that would be created if people knew for sure.

Re: wouldnt concern me much, Ive been married 3 times,and felt very much alienated! lmao

I asked a girl out but she turned out to be a snobby bitch so I slashed the tires on her Lexus. Damn that felt great too!

I did a dine and dash when i was drunk and I am not sorry about it!

i am a really awesome person but sometimes i just want to strangle the living shit out of stupid people.. i feel guilty about this but when i feel like that i cant seem to stop myself from thinkin it.

Re: echo...

i am a really awesome person but sometimes i just want to strangle the living shit out of stupid people.. i feel guilty about this but when i feel like that i cant seem to stop myself from thinkin it.

Re: echo...

i am a really awesome person but sometimes i just want to strangle the living shit out of stupid people.. i feel guilty about this but when i feel like that i cant seem to stop myself from thinkin it.

Re: UST GIVE IN TO THE URGE THAT IS WHAT I DID AND MY LIUFE IS MUCH BETTER NOW THAT I'M IN PRISON!

Re: OK, poster, stick to killing because you are no good at spelling@

Re: Previous commenter, you need to learn how to punctuate

Re: echo...

I like to dress up in women's clothing and let my girlfriend treat me like her lesbian bitch

Re: SISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: This homo probably likes wearing makeup too.

Re: hey i say good for you for being confident in your sexuality to try new things!

im a married guy for 10 years but i have been Sleeping with a coworker for 8 months. My coworker wants me to leave my wife and I tell her that I am going to but I really just think of my mistress as a piece of ass and nothing more. she is good in bed but dumb as a box of rocks. she is a good person but I'd rather stick with my wife because her family has money and she will get inheritance soon because her grandpa is dying and is willing her his estate. Who knows, maybe after she gets her inheritance I will leave her for my mistress.

Re: take the moneu and run!

Re: DUDE! That ain't right!!! Repent sinner! I hope God saves your soul!

Re: another one id like to stangle the livin shit outof

Re: I have been going to bible study at a local church and I now reallise that its way wrong to comit adulterry. I only hope that its true that God really will forgive me for all the wrong things I have done. I have washed my bloody hands in holy water and they have burned with the stench of evil. The evil has been cast out now and my hands are clean and I feel a lot better knowing that I will be accepted into the kingdom of Heaven where I will walk with God and my dead relatives who have passed and future relatives who will die. That is, I will be with my relatives if they repent and God saves them. I hope that does happen for their sake so they don't burn in Hell for all eternity.

Re: WTF is up with the psycho-religious babble?!!!

Re: WOW is all i can say, the low part is that you seem to want to stay only with your wife cause you will benefit from HER TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE! i dont judge but this is sad. :(

Re: all i can say is what goes around,comes around and pay backs are hell.But thats o.k. cause I am sure there is a special place for you there. Not because you slept with another woman as much as you are one sick,selfish greedy ass wipe.

Hey james, I'm hanging out with Eric again today. You think I'm hanging out with my girlfriends. Ha! What girlfriends? Eric is one of the only real friends I've made here, it seems. Of course, I'm not going to tell you, or else you will become extremely jealous of my new friend. Really, I never object when you're with your friends, nor do I ask to tag along. Why is it that you always start getting all Omg you don't love me you aren't interested in me bitch bitch bitch WHINE when I go out and have fun with my own friends? I don't have to SHARE my happiness with you! I'm young, I have my own life, and I'm finally starting to enjoy it!

Re: u tell him girl!

i tried to sleep but i cant. and you came into the bed. i pretend to sleep so i dont have to deal with you while i was thinking of him.

Re: hey dude dont you know beds no place for sleepin?

Re: umm, im thinking its a chick not a dude

some people just cant get a clue when you hate their guts and wish they would move on with their life

Re: well now I know bitch!!!!!

Re: consider meaving moved on!

screw you for leading me on and then leaving me hanging. im mature enough to understand if you dont wanna chill, but at least TELL ME. gods sake, girls get worse every time i meet one

Re: Yeah i hate that old song hangin in hangin out and hangin on... lets write a new one.well call it .. I got a brand new girlfriend. s really good song.

Re: I do have a new one and she is good to me, better than you ever thougfht of being.

i fantasize about stabbing my boyfriend what the hell is wrong with me

Re: mmm, psycho!

Re: perfectly normal

Re: you need to go ahead and stab him bitch!

You said you were going rabbit hunting and it got me to thinking, again. You caught me in your headlights baby. I keep trying to run from that invisible line but then I stop to look into your eyes, blue as the midnight sky, and I am mesmerized. But I am scared, scared that if I stop you will shoot me with that arrow and then leave me as roadside debris.

Re: oh deer!

Re: dont go toward the lights

Re: RoadSide debris gets sweept up by those street cleaners and we all know where the garbage ends up.

i fell in love but had my heart broken :(

Re: ain't that a bitch!

Re: bet i know who it is...

Re: you could be right previous poster

i am the biggest failure there is

Re: you are probably right

Re: that makes me number two, thanks!

Re: GOOD NEWS... now you have nowhere to go but up.....

Snow Day Today!!!!

Re: midwest anyone

the only reason i am going to school is so i dont have to work

Re: get a job looser

Re: Maybe if the previous commenter went to school they'd know how to spell loser.

Re: lol, an illiterate dumbass who can't spell loser!!!

Re: Grow the fuck up and get a job like everyone else!

my best friend died and i never got to say goodbye

Re: that is very sad

Re: i'm sorry

Re: quit bein a big pussy!

i shoveled snow onto my neighbors car because shes a fat bitch

Re: being fat is not a good reason to do that

Re: she deserved it

Re: i am so lmao

Re: yeah and i bet she pissed in your cheerios

SAD that there is no more mediapickle.com

Re: oh its still there it just has not been updated in a while :(

Re: JUST KIDDING

Re: what a douchebag

Re: dooooooosh

tweet your confession here...

Re: state the obvious please

I almost peed myself goimg to the bathroom

Re: I almost peed the toilet when I peed my pants

Re: no self controls lol

Re: if i pee on the way to the bathroom does that count>

Rule 34 on twitpickle, go!

Re: umm, rule #34 is not to drink yourself enough to black out and wake up naked in the back yard

Re: rule numbner 34 should be always follow rule 69!!!

If this had image attachments it'd be 4chan. Where's the gore-porn?

How does this have anything to do with twitter?

Re: nice confession dumbass!

Re: What does his confession have to do with a confession lmao

I have been stealing money from the cash drawer at work

Re: I think this is a common occurrence its a shame that so many companies lose so much money because they have retrded emploeyyes

I think twit pickle is super lame and I'm not sorry.

Re: that is just evil you!

Re: lol

Re: *ouch burn for the pickle-ator

Re: that's what they said about twitter when it launched foo

You don't want to know what I'm holding in my hand.

Re: a giant dildo to stick up your butt perhaps?

Re: he said dildo lmfao

Re: a toothpick?

I'm at work with a big hangover too bad i'm a school bus driver

Re: people like you should be shot

Re: u can't be cereal about this

Re: I think I know him

Re: cereal? lol i wanna be cereal!

Re: what kind of cereal do you want to be? Cap'n Crunch Berries

Re: is the driver really hungover here?!?!?!?!

Re: my guess is yes especially if he lives in the midwest

Re: oh no he didn't! oh YES he did!!!

Re: I think everyone should be shot

Re: you guys are some sick mofos

Hello world

Re: that all ya got to say lol

Re: ...and goodBYE

Re: i agree!! that is terrible! glad you are not around here, all schools are out today cause of snow!

Re: back when I was a kid you had to have 8 foot drifts just to get a cancellation :(

Re: why the hell are we talking about snow?! *&*&*

Re: hello world is a programming term

Re: no he is saying hello to the world

My best friends mom started flirting with me and one thing lead to another and we did it in my friends room when he wasnt there

Re: dude you wish!

Re: it was your mom previous commenter

Re: where are you from? i'm gonna kick your ass

Re: just ask your mom where i live she is all over mu nuts all the time

Re: dude you arent even worth the air you breathe

Re: you two seem to be bitching like little sissies!!!!!!

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Re: that is gross!!!!!!

Re: some serious mental health issues there

Re: mental health issues and/or serious medical issues

I told a girl today she was pretty but I lied

Re: you are a male chauvinistic pig!

Re: how do you that I'm not a girl?! ;P

Re: hehe

Re: who doesn't? no big deal

Re: yep could be one of those thespians

Re: "thespians" ?! its lesbians nimrod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had sex with a married woman and now we live together and I am trying to replace her kids dad

Re: you are the biggest pile of shit there is and you should be drawn and quartered you pig!!!!!!!!

Re: the previous commenter is seriously derranged! the guy just wanted a piece and now he is stuck with kids

Re: i think he should be hanged by his pecker!

Re: it is only a matter of time before this guy is dumped for something better!

Re: poor kids :(

Re: wow this is a confession site, maybe he wanted to just put it out there cause he feels a little bad.....at least he is sticking in there right?...

Re: I bet he will live to regret the day

Re: "people do it all the time" is not a good enough excuse >:

Re: only a loser would do such a things

Re: i agree

Re: i disagree. if she was unhappy with her marriage she has every right to have sex with who she wants

Re: marriage is a sacred thing and should NOT be taken lightly